really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad
Showtune of the Day: “I Know it’s Today” from Shrek. Performed by Sutton Foster, Marissa O’Donnell, and Keaton Whittaker.
“There’s a princess
In a coma
Glad its her instead of me.
In a glass box
How, I wonder, does she pee…?”
“THE SWAMP IS NO PLACE FOR A BAKED GOOD”Shrek the musical (via magicpelagic)
- Donkey: if a guy was holding a sword to your neck and was like, "you can't be an ogre anymore pick something else!" Whatwouldyoupick?!
- Shrek: I'd pick up that guy and hURL HIM INTO A TREE.
- Donkey: oh you are no fun at all.
this is how you kill me
GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL! SHREK THE MUSICAL IS ON NETFLIX!
People hate on Shrek the musical too much. I thought it was a wonderful show
- The Ballad of Farquaad
Shrek the Musical
The Ballad of Farquaad | Shrek
STOP EVERYTHING! SHREK THE MUSICAL IS ON NETFLIX!
Lord Farquaad of Shrek the Musical pays tribute to Elphaba of Wicked. :)